How cold is too cold?

Bonjourhi, welcome to the top of the world! My name's Matthew Williams, representative of Canada. Watch out for bears and sled dogs, they'll get'cha.

((indie RP blog for APH Canada, created 8 March 2013))

Hello yes I would absolutely love some money, how generous of you.

[cash pls]

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fponthedl:

Happy Canada Day, Canada! 

Original video & text used for the GIF set was made by Molson Canadian. You can watch it here

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Hetalia Headcanon Prompts

sheepsy:

(Remember that if you use these to be respectful on the subjects where it is necessary!) 

  • Origins: Where did your character first come from? What was their first name, human and ‘official’? Where were they located specifically? 
  • War: What was the first war your character experienced? 
  • Battle: During a war of your choosing, how did your character participate? What were their thoughts? How was their experience similar or different from others who played a part in this war? How did this affect them overall? 
  • Politics: Who is your character’s favourite person from their nation? Why? How has this person influenced your character? 
  • Holiday: What is your character’s favourite holiday celebrated in their country? Why? How do they celebrate? 
  • Mirror, Mirror: How does your character’s appearance affect them in their current life? How does their appearance reflect their country? In what ways does it not reflect their country?
  • Reverse: If your character could change one thing their country has done in the past, what would it be? Would it be how they treated a certain group of people, religion, something with politics? Why or why not? 
  • Eureka!: What’s an invention/idea originating from someone from your character’s country that your character is proud of? 
  • Tra La La: What is your character’s favourite song from their country? Why? 
  • Chow Time: A favourite dish from your character’s country, if they cook it, or how they prefer it made. 
  • Recurring: A fear of your character’s… that has come true. How do they deal with it? How does it affect them? 
  • Art: Is your character serious about art? What kind of art do they create? Photography, comics, paintings(what kind? water, oil; landscape, portraits?), lettering, metal work, etching, etc.? Are they merely an art appreciator? 
  • Prayers: Does your character believe in a higher being? To what extent? Have they ever doubter their faith? Does your character urge others to share the same religion? Has your character ever believed in a higher being, if they don’t now? What made them lose faith? 
  • Handy Dandy: What do your character’s hands look like? Scarred, wrinkled, smooth? Dirty, manicured? 
  • Up Up and Away!: How does your character to prefer to travel? What was the first mode of transportation they ever used? Are they scared of any kinds of transportation? 
  • Home Sweet Home: Has your character’s home always been where it is? Did they buy their house, or build it? Do they live alone or with others? Have they always lived alone or with others? Why? 
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revolutionaryboy:

*Now he is sugoi and nothing else can be done about it.*

The fuck are you doing? *Puff. Sugoi.*

[puts on a pretend cowboy hat]

Whoooo-ee! Well don’t you look right purty o’er there?

Tags:   ▫ IM SORRY ▫ revolutionaryboy 
EH SAY THAT TO MY FACE PUNK.

revolutionaryboy:

revolutionaryboy:

Im pretty sure Greece is gayer than you. *TO HIS FUCKING FACE! NOW WHAT /CANADA/.*

*Scoff.*

You’re so stereotypical, it’s goofy.

*And he was so cool it was kinda obnoxious-*

I’m not stereotypical, I just saw them on sale and thought “Wow, these would look great stuck all over Diego!”

So I bought them. And naturally, I was right.

revolutionaryboy:

notamountie:

True fact: My curl is actually a premature antler.

*Just smokes.*

*This news is not old news? However, it is not surprising.*

……..

[clips the bow on one of D’s dreads]

EH SAY THAT TO MY FACE PUNK.

revolutionaryboy:

revolutionaryboy:

Im pretty sure Greece is gayer than you. *TO HIS FUCKING FACE! NOW WHAT /CANADA/.*

*You know upside down it looks like Eineem and… isn’t that some kinda rapper?*

…Wait a minute you just carry maple leaves around on you? Where do you even keep them?

[holds out a whole fricking armful]

They’re stickers. Cute, eh? What do you think I wear a big baggy sweatshirt for? Carrying the essentials.

nakedrussia:

image

Staring is rude.

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True fact: My curl is actually a premature antler.

Tags:   ▫ ur gay matthew ▫ ic ▫ open 
EH SAY THAT TO MY FACE PUNK.

revolutionaryboy:

revolutionaryboy:

Im pretty sure Greece is gayer than you. *TO HIS FUCKING FACE! NOW WHAT /CANADA/.*

*Snort, laugh.*

Uh huh, I get it.

Maybe another time when everything finally thaws out. I keep hearing about Global Warming.

[takes out a giant maple leaf sticker and a sharpie]

[writes DIEGO IS A WEENIE]

[sticks it on your belly]

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True fact: My curl is actually a premature antler.

Tags:   ▫ get that homo shit out of yo hair ▫ ic ▫ open 

rnememaker:

zooophagous:

day-trip:

So I’m assuming he won.

Well, there’s nothing for him to have won. These bloodied antlers aren’t the result of a fight. See, deer lose their antlers and grow new ones every year. When they grow new antlers, the new antlers are covered in a fine, fuzzy skin called velvet. When the time comes for the antlers to stop growing and become hard and sharp, the velvet becomes very uncomfortable and the deer rub their antlers on rough surfaces like trees to scrape it off.

Because antler is bone, and because the velvet that helps them grow is very blood-rich, bucks who have recently shed their velvet look very gory! Not to worry though, this is all perfectly natural and soon the dead skin and blood will go away and leave behind a magnificent set of mature antlers, just in time for the autumn mating season.

deers metal as fuck

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ALSO IM GONNA GO SEE MY HOT BABE KATIE

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clarabunny:

my friend found this on the inside of her juice cap we’d both like an explanation

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